You’ve all seen The Only Way is Essex right? Or as some people like to refer to it “TOWIE”. Goodness knows what everyone sees in it, or ever did, but it’s popular, and we get that. What about the girls on that show? Do you think they’re sexy, attractive in any way at all? We’re going to share with you our opinion. And allow us to tell you that we do know something about those girls. Considering we are one of the only London agencies that represents Essex escorts, we know what we’re talking about.
What bothers us most about those girls is their damn accents! Now we realise that we may be upsetting some of you Essex boys out there, but would we be correct in assuming that most of the accent on those TV show girls is heavily put on. You won’t get that with our Essex escorts though, mainly because they’re all predominantly European or Russian!
The sexy Russian Essex escorts
And we all love a nice Russian, husky accent in the UK don’t we? We’ve been brought up on James Bond movies where the the femme fatale was always a Russian or something like that. She would seduce James Bond, and have her way with him before trying to kill him!
Don’t worry though, when you book a Russian girl from us as one of our Essex escorts, you’re not going to have this problem. All she will want is your time and your money! And for you to treat her properly of course. These women are really hot, and they deserve the best of the best.
Call us now and find out which areas of Essex we cover at Allstars Escorts. We may surprise you. You can always browse our locations too on the main site, there are plenty to choose from!
It’s not a popular search for us we grant you, but we do actually get some people who desire Essex escorts. There are always other agencies around that can deal with these enquiries. And there are always plenty of independent girls available in Essex, but even these are full of problems.
The problem with Essex escorts
The problem with Essex escorts 90% of the time is that they’re from Essex! Yes, there you go, we said it. Arguably the worst Essex escorts are the British girls funnily enough. You wouldn’t think so, but they are. Most of the British girls in this industry are quite superior and feel a lot more entitled than girls from other countries and cultures.
They are much less likely to treat you in the way that some of the Russian escorts do, or the European escorts. These girls have a solid work ethic and enjoy what they do.
Independent Essex escorts
The other problem is that they’re usually independent – whether they’re British or otherwise. This causes a problem because they can’t be properly accountable for their services, like they are with an agency.
Even the agency girls tend to be a bit less than perfect really. When you think about, when you’re as close to London as Essex is, why work in Essex? It could be expense, yes. But you should always remember that it could be that the girl just isn’t good enough.
Book your Essex escort from London!
The only solution to avoid all of this is to book your Essex escorts from London. And you need a good outcall London escort agency for this. This is where we come in handy! We cover the whole of London and Greater London, yes. But did you know that we also cover some areas on the edge of Essex too?
If you’re in Essex, give us a call and we’ll let you know if we can get one of our girls to you. You never know, she might be located in Greater London, close to the borders and it won’t be a problem for her.
Now, to begin with, you have to understand that we don’t mean the whole of Essex. It’ a big county you know, and we’re primarily based in London. So if you’re looking for escorts to get all the way up to places like Colchester etc. you’re out of luck we’re afraid. However, we do cover those regions of Essex closest to London. So, let’s have a look at where you can get your cheap Essex escorts shall we?
- Chafford Hundred
- Buckhurst Hill
- Waltham Abbey
Those are just a few places where we could get cheap Essex escorts for you. We may go as far as Grays and Billericay etc. but it would depend on where our cheap Essex escorts are located in Greater London. If they’re in East London, then they’ll more than likely be able to travel the extra distance.
Anywhere else we can get cheap Essex escorts?
All in all, it’s probably best you call us or use the messaging system on the website to get through to us. Just ask us about where we can get one of the girls. We could perhaps suggest a girl closer to you if you choose one on the other side of the city. We are certain you can appreciate that they won’t want to travel all the way across Greater London, and then half of Essex for a £100 booking!
Let’s make it worth their while
It’s important to remember that if your cheap Essex escorts are travelling a little further than usual, you’re likely to incur a small charge to cover her expenses. This could be for taxis, or perhaps one of our drivers if they’re available. Either way, if they’re not too far away, they’ll get to you on time, and they’ll still be cheaper and more reliable than any other escort you’re likely to book online in London these days
At Allstars Escorts we really do try out best to please our clients!