ValentineWhat we’re telling you is the truth gents! Plain and simple. You can go on a hundred dating websites, but you’ll never meet the type of girls you’re going to meet by booking sexy London escorts. It’s a fact!

Firstly, the type of escorts you’re going to meet in London are unlike any that you’ll meet elsewhere in the UK. These sexy London escorts are cultured, highly intelligent and everything you’d expect a young woman who lives in a cosmopolitan city to be. They get to go all over the city and meet gentlemen from all over the world, not just London. This makes them very “well-rounded,” if you like. In our opinion, this is a very important factor. Sexiness goes a lot further than physical appearance! And our sexy London escorts have everything you could possibly need. They are of course incredibly good looking, and they all have bodies that look as though they were certainly created by a divine being of some sort; one with impeccable taste!

Why sexy London escorts? Why not dating?

You may think that if you go dating you’re more likely to find someone to “settle down with”. Whilst this may be true, take a look at yourself for a moment. You’re on a sexy London escorts blog, reading this article. You’re actually looking for a reason to book one, so if we’ve convinced you at this point in the proceedings, go and check out the Allstars Escorts girls now!

If you’re still here, we’ll tell you a thing or two about why you shouldn’t bother with dating sites:

  • It’ll end up costing you the earth to get somewhere you could be with a sexy London escort in less than an hour! We’re not just counting the expenses on the date either here. If you register with one of those big boy sites like, you’re going to be coughing up for membership fees too!
  • The women might not be who they seem to be. This is another very good point. At least if you’re booking escorts from a reputable website, you’re going to get what you’ve seen online. It’s not worth the agency’s reputation to post false pictures for one thing! You’d be surprised at the amount of women (and men come to think of it) who post old photos of themselves onsite in order to attract men.
  • You might get the nutters! This is our final point, but one that’s well made. Think for a moment why they’re on a dating site in the first place. That’s right, they’re often desperate, and this can signal the fact that they are indeed nutters that have been kicked to the kerb by someone else and need fixing before they’re datable. Expect to find your pet rabbit in a saucepan on the stove!

So if we’ve sufficiently put you off online dating forever (which of course was our main objective!) go and book yourself some really good company. Namely, one of our sexyLondon escorts!