cheap London escortsIt doesn’t matter actually, whether they’re expensive or cheap London escorts, these girls simply won’t have it! And who could blame them really? When you go to a restaurant and you order the steak at £20, you don’t ask the waiter if he’ll take a tenner for it does you? You don’t argue with the barber about how much your haircut is, you simply pay. That’s how you should be with cheap London escorts. It really is that simple.

Why are we telling you this?

We’re telling you this because you’d be amazed at just how many people still continue to haggle. Sometimes they’ll do it on the phone to a receptionist, sometimes in person when they meet their chosen girl. But you know, it really doesn’t matter when it happens, the answer will always be the same: “No!”

Thankfully the vast majority of our cheap London escort clientele don’t do this. But you should hear some of the lines we’ve heard.

  • “I’ve only been half an hour, can I have £50 back?”
  • “I won’t need long, what can I get for £20?”
  • “It wasn’t what I expected, can I have my money back?”
  • “Would you mind knocking a little off before we start because I have to go soon?”
  • “But I was 20 minutes in the shower!”

They really don’t get funnier than that do they? We thought you’d enjoy a little laugh to cheer you all up, the weather isn’t exactly wonderful, is it?

Get the best cheap London escorts from Allstars

It’s the same as it’s always been here at Allstars: £100 for the hour. No more no less! And we have delivered a consistently good escort service for many years. We hope to be doing it for many more.

Want to be a London escort?

If you’d be interested in becoming a London escort, simply visit our recruitment page and fill out the form. We’ll get back to you as soon as we can. And don’t worry, those things you just read, don’t happen often!