high class London escorts

high class London escortsWell, the short answer is yes, but to be quite honest, we wouldn’t advise it… Not because they wouldn’t be the perfect, stunning companion of course! It’s just that you probably know absolutely everyone at the party, and they’re going to be asking you questions about your date for the whole of 2016! If you’re prepared for that then go ahead. If not, we would suggest booking your high class London escorts for before or after your office party.

Whilst we’re on the subject of office parties, by the way, watch your back! We’ve had our fair share of experience when it comes to these. No, we don’t have high class London escorts parties, we didn’t always do this you know! Virtually everyone in the world has worked in an office at some point or other in the past. And because we know about women and we know how the whole attraction thing works, we know what you should avoid. To make thing easier for you we’ve come up with the five top points.

  1. Avoid excessive alcohol
  2. Avoid married and otherwise taken women
  3. Avoid all cupboards and secluded places with those women
  4. Avoid photocopiers
  5. Avoid your boss!

Of course, we know you’re a lot more sensible than that, we’re just pulling your leg a little at Christmas time and hoping you’ll remember just how surprisingly common these things are at pretty much every office party.

Hang on a minute… We said high class London escorts

We know what you’re thinking. Didn’t we mean cheap London escorts? Well, we are cheap, yes. Remarkably cheap in fact. But this doesn’t mean that we don’t represent high class London escorts. Too many people would have you believe that just because we only charge £100 an hour, rather than the more common £500+ per hour, we’re not classy enough. Well, the only way to rank just how classy a London escort is, is to quite literally book her and spend the night with her. Then, and only then will you be able to make a judgement. We’re betting that you won’t be able to tell the difference between the girls from Allstars Escorts, and those pretentious websites that bang on and on about “elite” and “sophisticated”, blah, blah, blah.

Remember that high class London escorts are a state of mind gentlemen… And wat turns one guy on, very well might not do the same job for another!